More from Weird Al Yankovic

  1. Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year…
  2. If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
  3. I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dr…
  4. Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me…
  5. I'm nerdy to the extreme Whiter than sour cream
  6. Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia
  7. I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: 'Hey - you have weasels all over your face.' Right then I knew it was true love.
  8. My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.

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