It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. Wit…

[riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.

[after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.

Ahhh, just smell that rosemary, I... Oh. I'm sorry. You can't. That was mean.

'Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a Gibbon on her jewel encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-stre…

'..for the dead fish was striped like a cat and the sky was striped like the fish and the conch was whorled like an ear and the beach was ribbed like a dog's m…