Quote #19

Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.

More from Woody Allen

  1. It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.
  2. Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
  3. Can we actually 'know' the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
  4. My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
  5. I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
  6. Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens.…
  7. Prosecutor: Tell the court why you think he is a traitor to this country. Miss America: I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country be…
  8. I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.

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