Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat…

Can it be that we, too, are ready to embrace the foul concepts of atheism? Somebody is tampering with America's soul, I leave it to you who that somebody is. (…

God, or rather the fiction of God, is thus the sanction and the intellectual and moral cause of all the slavery on earth, and the liberty of men will not be co…