Quote #20
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
More from Woody Allen
- Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
- My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
- It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.
- Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens.…
- Can we actually 'know' the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
- I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.
- I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.