26 Broadcast Quotes

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says 'Fuck waffles'.

History will reflect that Howard Cosell was easily the dominant sportscaster of all time, and certainly the most famous.

(About to play a track which started very quietly) I've got to keep talking for a few seconds, because it starts so quietly, you see, that we might be interrupted by All Saints, and we wouldn't want that really, would we?

(Paul, Jr.) -- 'Paul Harvey News & Comment. This program came to you from Chicago. This is the ABC Radio Network'

'Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to the magnificent Silverdome...and welcome to WrestleMania III!!

'Let's take a look at some of the events that led up to this exciting match-up we're about to see'

'That'll do it!' (generally after a transitional move has been hit, rather than a finisher)

(variation on above to demonstrate the good neighbor policy, probably) 'Good Evening Mr. and Mrs. North and South America and by shortwave to all the ships at sea, let's go to press!'

And now, Coast to Coast AM/PM is on the air.

And now it's time for Coast to Coast with Art Bell and the same sorry ABBA song.

To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.

And I'm Ross Mitchell. I quit. This has been Coast to Coast with Art Bell... trying to prove that little people live in the middle of a hurricane. Je-eeee-sus!

Goodnight Canada.

Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.

Bob: Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.

Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]

He really did make us raise our sights. ~ Diane Sawyer, Good Morning America co-anchor

I will always remember his insight, his ability to explain the most complicated issues in the clearest form, and his grace and style. He was a tough interviewer but he was always fair... Peter Jennings put his own brand on broadcast journalism. He will be greatly missed. ~ John Kerry, US Senator