41 Stupidity Quotes
Short stupidity quotes
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #239 I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Edith SitwellEdith Sitwell quote #34 Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert HubbardElbert Hubbard quote #79 Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Karl KrausKarl Kraus quote #40 Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard quote #41 Stupidity is always a capital crime.
Larry NivenLarry Niven quote #33 Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #154 Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
John Paul II (Pope)John Paul II (Pope) quote #27
More stupidity quotes
Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties.
John Stuart MillJohn Stuart Mill quote #59 Dictatorships foster oppression, dictatorships foster servitude, dictatorships foster cruelty; more abominable is the fact that they foster idiocy.
Jorge Luis BorgesJorge Luis Borges quote #14 We are living in the most destructive and, hence, the most stupid period of the history of our species.
Wendell BerryWendell Berry quote #16 It seems to me certain that more people are killed out of righteous stupidity than out of wickedness.
Karl PopperKarl Popper quote #42 And then he thought: is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #300 'When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.'
Theodor AdornoTheodor Adorno quote #132 With stupidity and sound digestion man may front much.
Thomas CarlyleThomas Carlyle quote #46 When a war breaks out, people say: 'It's too stupid; it can't last long.' But though the war may well be 'too stupid,' that doesn't prevent its lasting. Stupidity has a knack of getting its way; as we should see if we were not always so much wrapped up in ourselves.
Albert CamusAlbert Camus quote #73 One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.
Edward AbbeyEdward Abbey quote #2 I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it.
John Stuart MillJohn Stuart Mill quote #5 The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of bourgeois stupidity.
Gustave FlaubertGustave Flaubert quote #14 I'm not stupid!' in [his] experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove it's own inaccuracy.
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #303 Stupid people, people who do not know how to laugh, are always pompous and self-conceited.
William Makepeace ThackerayWilliam Makepeace Thackeray quote #9 And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves? -Ender's Shadow
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #1078 Most men are rather stupid, and most of those who are not stupid are, consequently, rather vain.
A. E. HousmanA. E. Housman quote #5 Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
Dean R. KoontzDean R. Koontz quote #19 Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yield! Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain. Exalted reason, Resplendent daughter of the head divine, Wise foundress of the system of the world, Guide of the stars, who art thou then if thou, Bound to the tail of folly's uncurbed steed, Must, vainly shrieking with the drunken crowd, Eyes open, plunge down headlong in the abyss. Accursed, who striveth after noble ends, And with deliberate wisdom forms his plans! To the fool-king belongs the world.
Friedrich von SchillerFriedrich von Schiller quote #17 Is it possible that he has already abandoned all hope of getting re-elected? Or does he plan to cancel the Election altogether by declaring a national military emergency with terrorists closing in from all sides, leaving him with no choice but to launch a huge bomb immediately?. . . Desperate men do desperate things, and stupid men do stupid things. We are in for a desperately stupid summer.
Hunter S. ThompsonHunter S. Thompson quote #74 'It didn't work, so let's do it some more'? In my line of work, they call that military stupidity. I don't know what they call it in civilian life.
Lois McMaster BujoldLois McMaster Bujold quote #48 Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
Samuel JohnsonSamuel Johnson quote #126 I have seldom known a man cunning with his brush who was not simple with his tongue; or, indeed, any skill in particular that was not allied to general stupidity.
Thomas HardyThomas Hardy quote #11 You as stupid as they come. Of course, I say this with your best interests at heart. Most people are stupid. I don't hold it against them
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #664 How is it possible that stupidity should end our lives when our enemies' cleverest stratagems had not
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #760 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #253 Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but 'pervades and regulates the whole.' He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce quote #44 The ineffable dunce has nothing to say : embroidering it with reasonless vulgarities of attitudes, gestures and attire. There was never an impostor so hateful : a crank so variously stupid and dull. He makes me tired.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce quote #103 Then comes the kicker: Say the alphabet : backwards. 'Well, shoot, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving, God damn it.'
Bill HicksBill Hicks quote #77 It is the stupidest children who are the most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are the most grown-up.
C. S. LewisC. S. Lewis quote #156 Ordinarily he is insane, but he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
Heinrich HeineHeinrich Heine quote #16 A man must be a little mad if he does not want to be even more stupid.
Michel de MontaigneMichel de Montaigne quote #45 There is no sin except stupidity.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #41 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #111 Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #126