Some of you might be familiar with some of my more famous tips from the past. How to get rid of counterfeit money? Put it in the collection plate at church!

A lot of people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spo…

Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a …

People I can do without. This is my list: guys in their fifties named 'Skip'. Anyone who pays for vaginal jelly with an Exxon credit card. An airline pilot who…

Si hubiera estado presente en la Creacion, habria dado algunas indicaciones utiles.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.