Tonight's Forecast: dark, it will be mostly dark tonight, followed by widely scattered light in the morning.

There are two pips in a beaut, four beauts in a lulu, eight lulus in a doozy, and sixteen doozies in a humdinger. No one seems to know how many humdingers ther…

Wanna help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, bu…

Probable nor'east to sou'west winds, varying to the soutard and westard and eastard and points between; high and low barometer, sweeping round from place to pl…

It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo...

[Robert Novak] apparently, they say, broke his hip. I think it's not the case. I believe his hip tried to escape.