No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker advises against inserting objects larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo into one's anus.
- In plain terms
- Don't put huge, unloving objects in your anus.
- What can you take from it?
- Safety and consent matter in sexual practices.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What defines a safe sexual practice?
- How to discuss intimacy respectfully?
Another view
The phrasing is crude and may offend.
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