More from George Carlin

  1. No one is 'openly' black. Well, maybe James Brown. Or Louis Farrakhan. Louis Farrakhan is openly black. Colin Powell is not openly black. C…
  2. Whoever coined the term 'Let the Buyer Beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole.
  3. 'Happens to be.' 'He happens to be black.' Like it's a fucking accident, you know. He happens to be black? Yes, he happens to be black. Ah,…
  4. What is all this shit about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people now, believe in angels. What're you, fucking stupid? Has …
  5. No matter what color you are, 'You go, girl' should probably go! Right along with 'You the man!'
  6. Angels, shit. What about goblins? What about goblins, huh? Doesn't anybody believe in goblins? You never hear about them except on Hallowee…
  7. I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
  8. Now here's another example of overprotection. Did you ever notice on the TV news, every time some guy with an AK-47 strolls onto a schoolya…

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