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What does it mean?
The phrase warns buyers to protect themselves, but the speaker thinks the system is so broken that the warning implies the seller is committing violence.
In plain terms
Consumer protection is so weak that buying feels dangerous.
What can you take from it?
Trust markets cautiously.

Where it applies

  • shopping
  • negotiating
  • consumer advocacy

Putting it to work

  • research products
  • read contracts
  • avoid impulse buys

Questions to consider

  • How much risk should buyers accept?
  • Who is responsible for product safety?

Another view

It exaggerates the intent of the original legal principle.

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