George Carlin Quotes on Warning

3 quotes

  1. Whoever coined the term 'Let the Buyer Beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole.

  2. When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts : Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

  3. If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.

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