Quote #166
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
More from George Carlin
- I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
- If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
- I went to the Missing Persons Bureau, but no one was there.
- If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
- I never watch Sesame Street. I already know most of that stuff.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.
- 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.