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4 George Carlin Quotes on Consumerism

George Carlin quotes on consumerism

  1. Whoever coined the term 'Let the Buyer Beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole.

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  2. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

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  3. If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.

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  4. The kind of doorhandles which is recessed a little bit into the door and your fingers actually go in a little before they actually grab it. Don't you like that? I like that. That's why they're not going to make it anymore. They found out we liked that.

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