George Carlin Quotes on Consumerism
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Whoever coined the term 'Let the Buyer Beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
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The kind of doorhandles which is recessed a little bit into the door and your fingers actually go in a little before they actually grab it. Don't you like that? I like that. That's why they're not going to make it anymore. They found out we liked that.