Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!'

If my car should be in such a position where I can't quite see what's going on, can't get a good enough look, I'm not the least bit shy about asking the police…

You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts.

The last thing they need is for you to stop and get out of your car and go over to the fire, because by now it is a fire, and start bothering them with a lot o…

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

Now apparently, some people don't know what a pussy-fart is. Because I got some inquiries. Here's the deal: a pussy fart is like when you're making love to a w…

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.