George Carlin Quotes on Power
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Do you know why it is, when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back.
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Would someone just put a dick in that guy's mouth please? 'Cause that's what he wants. He's a cocksucker in disguise. He's got his mouth open 'cause he wants someone to cum in it. Now, if you wanna keep making noise, motherfucker, and we can find you that way or you're just a punk coward asshole bullshit loud motherfucker and you're gonna shut up now so we don't find out where the fuck you're sitting. 'Cause if you keep it up, we'll grab your ass and throw you in the fucking street where you belong, with your mother! And I'm fucking her in the asshole every night anyway, so fuck you and your sister and your wife! If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire! How do you like that, you stupid cocksucker? Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here! : You know? See : You gotta use psychology. You gotta be a bit of a psychologist up here and know how to appeal to a person.
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Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!'
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I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally.
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{On his work appearing on the Internet} It's a conflicted feeling. I'm really a populist, down in the very center of me. I like the power people can accrue for themselves, and I like the idea of user-generated content and taking power from the corporations. The other half of the conflict, though, is that, traditionally speaking, artists are protected from copyright infringement. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about solving this issue. It's someone else's job.
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If Frank Sinatra owed you a favor, you should ask him to have one of his buddies kill Andy Williams.
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.