You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts.

Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!'

Now apparently, some people don't know what a pussy-fart is. Because I got some inquiries. Here's the deal: a pussy fart is like when you're making love to a w…

If my car should be in such a position where I can't quite see what's going on, can't get a good enough look, I'm not the least bit shy about asking the police…

Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore, I ain't your pop.

It's not like I've got these lines in a trunk that are waiting to come out in the next show. But when I'm writing a song that references body organs, you can b…

Britney Spears got those ta-tas, man, bodacious as all get out, lookin' fine, butt's real nice, and I'm not even supposed to be grippin' the pony on Main Stree…