Quote #67

Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?

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  1. Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.
  2. Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.
  3. Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?
  4. Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]
  5. Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants
  6. Bob: [about Bing Crosby] He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hu…
  7. Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.
  8. Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?

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