Quote #78
Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.
More from Jack Benny
- Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.
- Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?
- Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
- Clyde: General Electric.
- Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.
- Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.
- Clyde: Your'e telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.
- 'Clyde:' Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever?