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Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?
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Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.
Clyde: General Electric.
Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.
Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.
Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
'Clyde:' Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever?
Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.
Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.
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