Now I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with Man is Man.

Boys are perhaps beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of eighteen months and ninety years.

You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, 'Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!' 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going,…

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Oh, no, it's not dogs I don't like -- it's corgis. They get the blame for all the farts.