Barbara Walters: So, Kate, do you even own a skirt? Katharine Hepburn: I own one, Barbara. I shall wear it to your funeral.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Someone asked someone who was about my age: 'How are you?' The answer was, 'Fine. If you don't ask for details.'

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

I work until beer o'clock.

I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.

Hello Fry, it's a ... [stops mid-sentence, throws a twenty sided die] pleasure to meet you.