Now you've gotta spend two thousand bucks to stay at my house. And for five, I'll let you photograph my wife in the shower.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker makes a hyperbolic and offensive offer involving payment and privacy.
- In plain terms
- I charge money for personal access.
- What can you take from it?
- Satire often uses shock value.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How far is too far in comedy?
Another view
It relies on crude humor that may not land.
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