Quote #57

One ringy dingy... two ringy dingy.

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  2. Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
  3. We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
  4. The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
  5. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
  6. How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?
  7. There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.
  8. We're the phone company. We don't care; we don't have to.

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