And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, 'Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed?' Actually weighing the pros and the cons. 'Well, it'll be warm for a minute... It's a big bed, I'll just roll over... I'll just blame it on that guy!'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker describes a drunk state where basic bodily functions become a source of comedic internal debate and rationalization.
- In plain terms
- Extreme drunkenness leads to silly debates about whether to pee in the bed.
- What can you take from it?
- Intoxication can distort basic judgment and priorities.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What is the weirdest drunk thought you have had?
- How do you rationalize poor decisions?
Another view
This is hyperbole and unlikely to happen literally.
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