I got so much tartar, I don't got to dip my fishsticks in shit. (Realizing what he said) Actually that's kind of gross.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker makes a gross joke about food and then immediately regrets it.
- In plain terms
- He says something crude and then realizes it is too much.
- What can you take from it?
- Self-awareness can stop a joke from going too far.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- When does a joke become too much?
Another view
The joke depends on shock value which may not age well.
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