I like vending machines 'cuz snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves it's maximum flavor potential.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker prefers vending machines because snacks falling from them taste better, so he drops candy bars he buys at stores to mimic that.
- In plain terms
- I drop candy bars I buy to make them taste better like vending machine snacks.
- What can you take from it?
- Find creative ways to improve mundane experiences.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do rituals affect taste?
- Is better flavor worth the effort?
Another view
Dropping food can damage it or be unhygienic.
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