More from Ozzy Osbourne

  1. Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!
  2. This will end in tears.
  3. I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.
  4. The downside of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might …
  5. I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every tim…
  6. ...the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh yo…
  7. [while lighting a fire on the beach] Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!
  8. I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.

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