3 Ozzy Osbourne Quotes on Technology

Ozzy Osbourne quotes on technology

8. I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?

11. I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!

26. I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!