Quote #8

'Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?'

More from Scott R. Kurtz

  1. 'I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.'
  2. 'Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.'
  3. 'Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.'
  4. 'My brain is hung like a horse!'
  5. 'You're a corporate whore, Merry Christmas.'
  6. 'Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.'
  7. 'Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.'

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