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What does it mean?
A whimsical fear that inanimate objects can sense location.
In plain terms
I don't want jam to track where I am.
What can you take from it?
Animating objects can be funny or paranoid.

Where it applies

  • childlike logic
  • comedic scenario

Putting it to work

  • create whimsical stories

Questions to consider

  • When do objects feel alive?

Another view

Food cannot know or track things.

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