I'm going to court next week. I've been selected for jury duty. It's kind of an insane case -- 6000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant. I don't think they did it.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker is on jury duty for a nonsensical case involving ants dressed as rice robbing a restaurant.
- In plain terms
- He is judging a fake case about ants in costumes.
- What can you take from it?
- Jury duty can involve strange cases.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Would you believe this case?
- What is the strangest case you heard?
Another view
It is a fictional scenario.
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