I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, only bigger.

I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.

I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I occasionally play works by contemporary composers and for two reasons. First to discourage the composer from writing any more and secondly to remind myself h…

Never look at the Trombones, you'll only encourage them.

Q: What were your initial thoughts of NIN prior to joining the band? Aaron: I thought I'd hafta shave my eyebrows, wear dog collars, mesh tank tops, and black …