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Bristow hasn't hit it yet. What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar. --reported comment made to a Senate clerk while Senator Joseph Bristow of Kansas was making a speech in which he repeatedly used the phrase, 'What this country needs....' Although Marshall may have spoken the words, they originated with newspaper cartoonist Kin Hubbard who had his 'Abe Martin' character say them. 1

Thomas R. Marshall#9

HumorPoliticsCynicismNeeds

About this quote

What does it mean?
A cynical quip suggests that simple comforts are more needed than political speeches.
In plain terms
Instead of political talk, the country just needs a cheap good cigar.
What can you take from it?
Simple needs often outweigh grand political solutions.

Where it applies

  • political satire
  • public discourse
  • daily life

Putting it to work

  • focus on basics
  • use humor
  • simplify needs

Questions to consider

  • What simple need are you ignoring?

Another view

Political action is necessary for systemic change.

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