Quote #141

The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.

More from Woody Allen

  1. The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
  2. There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.
  3. Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
  4. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
  5. Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
  6. Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
  7. Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
  8. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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