The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with.

With the possible exception of What's Up, Tiger Lily (1966), the schlocky Japanese spy movie to which he attached his own, sidesplitting English soundtrack, no…

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.