There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.

The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths …

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

There are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see thi…

'Let's see if I've got this straight,' he returned. It was a phrase of hers that he had adopted 'It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, and there's this couple lying …

You know the best part of having kids? ...making them.