After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns about that there is a God, I don't think that he is evil. I think that the worst thing you cou…

The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt, And every grin so merry draws one out.

Age wins and one must learn to grow old. I must learn to walk this long unlovely wintry way, looking for spectacles, shunning the cruel looking-glass, laughing…