Woody Allen Quotes on Social

3 quotes

  1. After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.

  2. Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship?

  3. No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

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