I have the perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.

The inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled …

I beg permission to mention by name only four people who have given me the most affection, appreciation, and encouragement, and constant collaboration. The fir…

Kenneth: If you're so hot, you'd better tell me how to say she has ideas above her station. Brian: Oh, yes, I forgot. It's fairly easy, old boy. Elle a des ide…

What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!

'Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath.' 'I never knew baths had veins,' protested Gabrilowitsch.' 'I never knew his…