I know what you're thinking. You're all thinking, 'Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?' Yes, he is! He's going to attack children! And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking. I know what I'm talking about.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Carlin mocks self-serving justifications by pretending to warn against attacking children while admitting he will.
- In plain terms
- He jokes about pretending not to attack children but admits he will.
- What can you take from it?
- Beware of false reassurances.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- When do leaders say one thing and do another?
- How do we spot lies?
Another view
It relies on absurdity that may not land.
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