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3 George Carlin Quotes on Deception

George Carlin quotes on deception

  1. I know what you're thinking. You're all thinking, 'Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?' Yes, he is! He's going to attack children! And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking. I know what I'm talking about.

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  2. Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

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  3. How come none of these boxers seem to have a losing record?

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