Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Ephraim Zimbalist Jr.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A pointless comparison between two unrelated people, mocking arbitrary stats.
- In plain terms
- He compares two random people's signing speeds.
- What can you take from it?
- Avoid meaningless comparisons.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do we care about small stats?
- What's the point?
Another view
It lacks clear meaning.
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