I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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Silence can hurt.
I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I joined Gambler`s Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don`t make it.
I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, n…
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look under the ca…