I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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The content involves violence and kidnapping which may be disturbing.
I joined Gambler`s Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don`t make it.
I said to the bartender 'Surprise me.' He pulled out a naked picture of my wife.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
I will only make pictures that I won't be ashamed to have my children see.
That's why my girlfriend and I broke up: she wanted kids, and I : well, she wanted kids. [laughs] I had no idea her philosophy was that flawed. She goes, 'Woul…