3 Jon Stewart Quotes on Expectations

Jon Stewart quotes on expectations

3. I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable.

5. You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.

47. Hitler: (biting into a bagel) First of all, Larry, I don't know what I was so afraid of. These are delicious!!!