If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt? - Live at the 40 Watt Club, Athens, Georgia, April 9, 2002
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Hedberg makes a logical leap about non-alcoholic beer, suggesting excessive consumption of it still causes drunken-like symptoms.
- In plain terms
- Drinking too much non-alcoholic beer can still make you feel drunk.
- What can you take from it?
- Quantity can change the effect of a product.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Have you ever over consumed a non-alcoholic drink?
Another view
Non-alcoholic beer does not actually get people drunk.
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