Quote #15

Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.

More from Ozzy Osbourne

  1. You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
  2. All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.
  3. International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.
  4. [To Kelly, after he's become suspicious] You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?
  5. Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!
  6. Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.
  7. I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!
  8. No we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.

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