Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker downplays an uncomfortable expectation, using absurd imagery to deflect.
- In plain terms
- I was worried about something weird but it turned out fine.
- What can you take from it?
- Don't panic until you know the truth.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What did you fear would happen?
- Did the reality match your worry?
Another view
Sometimes expectations are realistic and ignoring them is dangerous.
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