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What does it mean?
The speaker feels misused, noting only Jesus uses them, and jokes about being Jesus' jail bitch.
In plain terms
I don't like being used that way! The only one that use me is Jesus! I'd be Jesus' jail bitch if you wanted me to!
What can you take from it?
Feelings of exploitation can be expressed with religious sarcasm.

Where it applies

  • venting frustration
  • making dark humor

Putting it to work

  • use satire to critique how you're treated

Questions to consider

  • How does invoking a religious figure affect the impact of the complaint?

Another view

Language is vulgar and may offend.

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