What happens if I give you a boot to the head and counter-act that with a block-and-roll?

How 'bout a gut check and a neck snap?

What about a high left, kick fake to the right chop and a power-right fist? Man, you are dead, dead, dead.

And I'm Ross Mitchell. I quit. This has been Coast to Coast with Art Bell... trying to prove that little people live in the middle of a hurricane. Je-eeee-sus!

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