Quote #131

One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I was hungry. I went to the convenience store and noticed it was closed. The sign said 'Open 24 hours' and there was a guy locking the door. I said 'Hey, your sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Not in a row!'

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